Saturday, October 03, 2009

Shoulda Been Armed For Bear

Some days don't turn out as you expect.

In fact, some days should be taken out and shot.

I don't know where to begin, so I won't.

But when they have an All You Can Eat at my local pizza joint, they should be prepared for some serious custom, that's all I'm saying.

Indigo

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9 comments:

  1. Did my boyfriend, Mike Rowe, hit you for sassing him?

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  2. Hi Chrissy! No, he was too busy wading through mud to show up. Though he has the look of a man who'd enjoy a nice quiche rather than a roadkill pizza. Anyway, glad you two are finally an item - he never stood a chance! I mean, what red blooded male could resist?!

    Hey eolistpetite! No, no. Well, not much. But it was her own fault - she touched the slice of Mighty Meaty that I was looking at! Now I'm a reasonable man, but I have my limits. And I don't care WHOSE grandmother she is! Mind you, she had a mean left hook.

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  3. obviously she was a newbie. and yes, the mean left hook is obvious.

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  4. I'll save you a seat on the Group W bench at court class! (Need bail money?)

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  5. Hey CatLady! Dammit, I was hoping for backup at the pizza joint! Where were you?! Indigo

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  6. Sorry for the black eye mate. I needed that piece of meat feast more than you. I am a growing lad.

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  7. It was you? It was such a blur. Getting out the back door through the kitchen with the fresh jalepeño meat feast was a coup in itself. If only we could have made it to the car before the old lady rugby tackled me.

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  8. Hey, I felt I had to warn others about you... stop over & pick up your warning label.

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