Sunday, May 02, 2010

The Usual Light Shower

Every four years, the United Kingdom has a General Election.

Every Member of Parliament has to stand for re-election, including the Prime Minister and the entire Cabinet.

And somehow, it's that time again.

This Thursday, the country goes the the polls to choose amongst the usual shower of incumbents, idealists, crackpots, crooks, wasters and wannabes.

But this election promises fireworks. Unusually, we have three parties with a strong presence in the minds of the electorate, and all of them have a real chance of doing well.

And the race is too close to call.

It's so close, in fact, that a coalition government is likely; two of the parties will gang up on the third, and divide up the spoils of power between them. It won't be pretty. We've not had one of these for a long time, and it's making people nervous.

And the question of who would be Prime Minister is unclear.

It's too early to make a formal press statement, but I can reveal that an independent candidate has been approached, and is poised to unite the parties and lead the country into this new decade.

More than a hint of Mad Jim Jaspers?Prime Minister Roth in Number 10?

This could be his finest hour.


Indigo

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Captain's Blog - Supplemental

I've been shamelessly ignoring a couple of things on my radar this week. I wanted to wait 'til I had time to add them to a blog entry, but yesterday's video blog entry needed posting before I either wept or threw my computer out of the window in frustration.

So, it falls to today's entry. If awards and tags aren't your thing, feel free to slink off for a cup of tea. While you're at it, you might like to check out my Indigo 101 list (at the bottom of the entry) and enjoy a slice of Indigo-with-cream-and-jam with the tea.

[Braver souls may choose to explore my sidebar archive freely. We'll send a search party if you go quiet.]

First, Dieter over at Confessions Of A Wannabe Writer has pushed the I Love Your Blog award my way.

Doodling in the margins? I was always told off for that.For those who don't know Dieter's blog, it's a thoughtful, adult-oriented offering with sexual themes. Thanks Dieter! Now, I'm supposed to pass this along to fifteen others, but I don't read that many. Besides, I'm an habitual rule-breaker. So instead, here's a few of the bloggers I adore, but who are missing in action. I hope this will inspire them into new output!

- Eolist over at Eolist Petite
- Britta over at Armed With Vitriol
- Steph over at Nicole Kidman Stars In: The Astronaut Dropped
- Kato over at Pandorah's Box

More, please! I miss you!

Second, I got tagged by that scamp Scott Free over at Ergo. Mr. Free has a blog that is almost as eclectic as mine, and was the inspiration for yesterday's video blog entry.

Apparently I have to list seven things that no longer exist, but should. Hmmm. Okay, here we go:

1) The Dodo - I'm curious to know what it tasted like.
2) Director John Carpenter - Alive and well, but not directing.
3) Tyrannosaurus Rex - There's lots of bankers that need eating.
4) Cadbury's Spira - twisty, twin-bar chocolate. Wonderful!
5) Old TV Networks - That let creative folks just do their thing.
6) Jelly and Ice Cream - Oh I know, but it's been years!
7) My Sex Life - please see my reason for Number 6.

I guess I'll tag some more bloggers to continue with this, and add a new question.

- Scott over at Ergo. Revenge! TAG! No returns!
- iDifficult in his eponymous lair. I'm nervous already.
- Robbie over at The Thought Bubbles Of Robbie Munn
- Nancy over at BLissed-Out Grandma
- Ms. Fin over at De Tinta Y Papel

Consider yourselves tagged, people! And the question?

Name seven historical/fictional people who you would like to meet.

If you'd like to say why too, that'd be fab and groovy.

Right, signing off now. Thanks for reading!


Indigo

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13 comments:

  1. Indigo,
    You're wonderful! Love the picture! And as you already know, you have my vote. You crack me up with your seven things. (Thanks for tagging me!)
    xoxo

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  2. and now we know why there will be fireworks - no doubt set off by iDifficult himself.

    speaking of, you may want to think twice about lighting that cigar. ;)

    re: #7 - my last answer to the: SEX [ ] question on my yearly physical exam form was: SEX [X] yes, please. my doctor was not amused. must find new doctor. =P

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  3. Thank you thank you! You are the sweetest :) Remembering me and all! xoxoxox

    I shall return! Thank you for the kind shout out and lovely award!

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  4. Light the blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance. The moon should be fine.

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  5. It's nice to know that things are the same over there as they are over here. Too many political parties (or not enough) bad TV and politicians with cigars.

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  6. Hey Ms. Fin! Thank you, and you're welcome. I knew I could rely on you!

    Hey Eolist! I wish I'd listened about the cigar. Oopsie. I admired your shameless - and very human - response to the doctor's form. I must remember to do the same. Hey, worth a try, right? They may have a local onsite specialist.

    Hey Kato! Aw shucks, you's welcome. And how could we forget you? I'm glad the dirty name-and-shame tactic worked. We need you back, K!

    Hey matey! If it's anything like that incident with the mortar firework in your back garden a few years, the moon will be the least of our worries; we may not survive the wrath of Mrs. LongSuffering.

    Hey Jen! It's lot of folks jostling and posturing, and distancing themselves from each other while saying the same thing; education, hospitals, immigration, economy, sleaze, reform, and by jingo we're better than the other fella. Zzzzz.

    Thanks one and all! Indigo

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  7. Hey, thank you for the tag. And I think you'll bring a while new style to No. 10 Downing Street.

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  8. So terribly sorry, my dear chap! I tried to send my absentee ballot with your name checked, but the silly Brits said that 300 years is too long to be considered "absent". (I knew we should have hung onto the family estate a tad longer!) That said, please keep a guest room ready for me at Number 10, as I know the votes of the invisible zebras will tip the scales in your favor.

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  9. Hey Blissed-Out! They're still very jittery, and nobody is calling the result. It starts tomorrow! But thank you, I'll do my best.

    Hey CatLady! Oh bad luck! Just make sure your diplomatic passport is up to date, and the guest room is yours. As for votes, I'm relying on the zebra lobby, certainly. The Octaboon enforcer I'm taking with me to the House of Commons may also encourage people to vote the way their consciences tell them.

    Thanks to you both! Indigo

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  10. Three political parties in an election?! Chaos!

    I await information on your new position with the government...

    Pearl

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  11. Oh come, come, Indigo! If there are no tagbacks, then why are YOU tagging ME back?
    But since the question is one I would love to answer, I will shelve this for a new post. :D

    And I almost want to be 18 and English, just to vote for you, old chap. ;)

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  12. Interesting times indeedy! - Loving the photo, that look suits you ever so well :)
    And thank you so much for the Tag - as soon as I get time to Blog, I'll be adding my 7 figures. Cheers buddy :)

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  13. Hey Pearl! Never a truer word said. We're in disarray after the election. And I guess they're all too busy posturing and kingmaking to call me.

    Hey Scott! Thanks for the support. It's all a bit of a shambles now. They need a strong, oblique mind to illuminate the way.

    Hey Robbie! Cheers matey, I'm very fond of the poker-dot tie. Though of course, I was not wearing trousers in that photo.

    Thanks one and all! Indigo

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