You're such a slacker, Roth! they say*.
[*See?]
As an honest fella, I've never denied this to anyone except wage payers. But while correct, it displays a lack of vision.
I am not just a slacker.
I am a slacker at any level of scrutiny, at any resolution. Zoom in on any of my actions and you will find slacking that is identical to my entire slacking worldview.
I am a fractal slacker.And I stand proud.
Well, slouch. But proud.
Pass me the pizza, please. And the remote control.
Indigo
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Fractal excellence borrowed from exoteric.roach.org, with thanks!
You simply can not argue with honesty :)
ReplyDeleteI admire your commitment -- and use of the word "fractal".
ReplyDeletePearl
you know when they say "if you look in the dictionary under lazy your name will be listed." ? not sure about the dictionary but if you google "Fractal Slacker" it does indeed list IndigoWrath - what further proof do we need? ;)
ReplyDeleteDo you have someone give you a bed bath and get you dressed in the mornings too?
ReplyDeleteHey Robbie! That's what my mother always says, so long as it's tempered with some tact. It's a powerful tool, even when conveying bad news; it's respected if not liked.
ReplyDeleteHey Pearl! Thank you. I am steadfast, be sure of that. And this is a lovely way to get maths and theoretical physics in without anyone noticing. Insidious, I know.
Hey Eolist! Heh, that's so cool. Man, the engines move fast. I've just added tags to the photo. Maybe tomorrow I'll have an image link for fractal slacker on Google too?
Hey Kitty! No, but a cup of tea in bed tomorrow morning would be lovely if you're not too busy? I always say thank you.
Thanks one and all! Indigo
Fractal Slackers, Unite! I've been a total slacker for the past two months while my broken leg heals. It's going to be really difficult to go back to work... eventually!
ReplyDeleteNever a truer word said. EVER.
ReplyDeleteHey CatLady! You've not been slacking, you've been resting. Like the dead parrot, right? And I hope by now you're almost there? Stick to flat places from now on, please. We like you in one piece, not many. Take care!
ReplyDeleteHey 'Difficult! You know me better than anyone here. You've worked with me, and never is it more evident; I learned so much from you!
Thanks to you both, Indigo