I'm a pretty relaxed fellow.
When it comes to eating out, I consider it a treat. As a result, I wouldn't dream of diminishing the experience with rules of conduct, dress codes, or quibbles over who had rice.
However, I might offer up a few simple guidelines after an evening in my local curry house with a good friend. I shall not name the part-time arch genius, as I respect him too much.
#1 Never eat in a curry house with a vegetarian.
#2 Never let him choose from the Brussels Sprout specials.
And finally, and most important of all:
#3 Never share a taxi ride home unless you can open a window.
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