Wednesday, August 08, 2012

* The Lights Dim Momentarily

This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is NUMPTIES 6:1-100

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20 comments:

  1. So, according to Schrödinger and the Part-Time Evil Genius, as long as I never actually get on the scale, my truth could be that I'm actually quite a lightweight. Which means I have plenty of room for popcorn, (which in turn only serves as a vessel for the butter I crave.)

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    1. Hey Paula! You are wise beyond your modest years, my dear. Throw the scales away! What difference do they make?! Now, how about a nice calorie-conscious curry? On me? Roth x

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    2. "... a vessel for butter." Yes!

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    3. Artichokes and lobster are my other two favorite vessels for butter. I also love a good curry! So much to eat, so little time!

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  2. Creamed corn. That means nothing. I just think it sounds gross. Say it out loud. You'll see.

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    1. Aha, Doc Zibbs!

      Pleasure to see you, Sir! I've just been over at your blog, and slipped you naughtily into my blogroll. See? ---->

      And yes, I can't get past the word "corn" without thinking of Beavis and Butthead. Ruined. Why did they take that from us?

      Hope to see you here again! Roth

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  3. So with a collider I can turn Niblets into popped corn? Cool. As long as I believe this and you haven't proven me wrong, it is true. My metaphysical universe has just expanded.

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    1. Hey Nancy! No need to build one; Max is working on a kitchen-sized version. It makes getting INTO the kitchen difficult, of course, but... Indigo x

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  4. I love popcorn. Sweet corn, not so much. Genius, indeed.

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    1. Hey Claudya! He knows no limits, unreasonable or otherwise. A true loony. Sorry, I mean genius! Indigo x

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  5. Wait a cotton picking minute! I thought I was the only person in the world that talked about "minions". I have had a cauldron full of minions for almost all my adult life. Wait, so iDifficult has a wonky eye? I have one too. Coincidence? I don't think so. Talk about 6 degrees of separation!

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    1. Hey Linda! Six degrees of separation? Let's see... iDifficult is a loony. Another loony is you. Hmmm. That's two, isn't it? =D Indigo x

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    1. Hey Jayne! Come, sit. There's sweet, salty, buttery, über-buttery, and chocolate jalapeño. Now, put that shovel down. Indigo x

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    2. Damn! Now I'm hungry again! Got butter?

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    3. Got a spare lobster or two?

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  7. Lots of theory Indigo. Problem is - in my experience - in practice theory very rarely works! Still, it seems to have beaten the averages this time. To be honest, I'd prefer the corn un-popped. Terrible waste of good food IMHO. I'm not surprised he keeps his naughty little secret underground. That's classic PTEG behaviour isn't it. I do find that fact that he keeps his shed in pristine order commendable though.

    oops - must dash!

    TTFN.

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    1. Hey Alisatir! Unpopped? Hmmm. Well, you are clearly a man who knows his own mind. As for PTEG - ALL ABOARD! Roth

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