Thursday, February 21, 2013

Lost In Heavenly Friction

Well, I suppose I have to write something today.

I can’t just post a picture of shoes. Not even Nicky’s pretty pink ones.

You remember Nicky, right? Her and CheesyMike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge throughout February.

So I’d best write something. No pictures of shoes.

They really are very pretty, mind.





Friends keep me sane.

Their actual efficacy in this respect is debatable I’m told, but for me, it’s a fact to say that without them, I’d be a wreck.

For example, take Max. We’ve been friends since we attended St. Mungo’s Boarding School back in the Seventies, and he’s been a rock in all that time. And occasionally a tree. And sometimes the Pope; that was an odd fortnight. But mostly, he’s been a rock.

I knock quietly on Abbey’s open back door and with a brief halloo, I enter her kitchen. I always marvel; as neighbours, we have identical houses, but they couldn’t be more different. Take this kitchen; it’s a neat and scrupulously clean affair, with dazzling work surfaces, immaculate appliances, and vibrant fresh flowers standing on a gingham-clothed table.

Mine is a little more relaxed and male, even when I have company.

I’ve not seen Abbey for a day or two, and I’m just checking in, making sure she’s okay; it’s what friends do. And I’m relieved to hear bright laughter coming from inside the house, and again I offer up a shout of welcome.

The laughter stops, and I hear a clear, happy voice.

Through here, Indigo!

It’s Abbey. I smile. I’ve only known her for a couple of years, but my neighbour and I have become close friends. She’s like a sister somehow, a warm and supporting presence under any circumstances. In return, she seems to enjoy being my neighbour, and will drop by for tea (and bring home-made savouries and cake) most days. It’s lovely.

I follow the signature scent on sunflowers through to the front room, and peep round the door.

Abbey is there, sitting on her pretty floral sofa. Again, I’m struck by how lovely her own version of our front room is. But only momentarily; she has company. My neighbour, freshly blonde, is fussing the ears of a magnificent Siberian tiger who sits like a big happy dog on her bare feet. His back leg and tail twitch appreciatively.

Sitting next to her on the sofa, gently stroking the back of the tiger is a pretty brunette with a thoughtful, inward smile. Her dark hair tumbles loosely, almost touching her knees as she bends to fuss the big cat.

It’s Ziva. I smile. I’ve only known her for six months, but it seems like longer. She’s strong and determined and focused, and a source of encouragement and kicks in the arse when I need one. In return, she seems to like my stupid jokes, occasional words of wisdom and, as my literary agent and occasional muse, she seems to like my writing.

I had no idea the two of them knew each other.

Somehow this makes me nervous.

Indigo! they chorus and laugh, waving. Their hands touch briefly, and they exchange a smile.

Hey Abbey. Hey Z. I say, my smile a little crazed. The tiger looks up at me, expectantly. And hey, to…

This is Tiger, he's with me. says Ziva. It's a statement, not an explanation; it doesn't invite further questions.

He’s so beautiful, cooes Abbey, and on cue, the big cat rolls onto his back and offer his tummy, hopefully; my neighbour does not disappoint him.

Well, this is a nice surprise, I say, uncertain; I hope it doesn’t show. I had no idea you two knew each other. Nope, I definitely sound worried.

Abbey smiles warmly. Ziva dropped by to introduce herself as she was in the neighbourhood, but you were out.

Out? I’ve not been out today.

Yes, I dropped by after lunch yesterday, says Ziva, as insightful as ever, I would have headed home after coffee, but I was having such a lovely time getting to know Abbey, she touches Abbey’s knee, and then that charming Mr. King came home from the Embassy and insisted on taking us out for dinner.

He’s sweet that way, a real gentleman, interjects Abbey, appreciatively. She’s soft on the lion; they’ve dated on and off for some time now.

You’re not kidding, whispers Ziva, and he’s so handsome!

That gorgeous mane!

And that beautiful silk tie!

Well, it was probably one of Indigo’s.

Yeah, Roth always looks so smart in them, but King? she cracks a mischievous smile, Yum! You know? The pair laugh like old friends, not-quite-oblivious to me.

Oh good grief, big cats will be the death of me.

I cough politely.

Tiger rolls again, lost in heavenly friction.

Friends like Abbey and Ziva keep me sane.

As individuals, I feel so lucky to know them both. So much so, that I’ve been waiting for the other shoe to drop.

And as I see them together, I’m pretty sure I just heard it.


Indigo

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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

* Beyond The Notice Of Physics

It has come to my attention that some readers of this challenge are tuning into my entries just to enjoy the introductions, and not the main body of the entry.

This would annoy me, but I like them too. They’re so short!

That said, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running this writing challenge throughout February. And Nicky has noticed what you’re up to, and is not best pleased. Oh yes, very little escapes the baleful gaze of her lidless eye.

Oh, hang on. That’s Sauron, isn’t it?

Well, she’s making a list, and checking it twice. Definitely.

Nope, that doesn’t sound right either.





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Monday, February 18, 2013

* Not Factory Fitted

I have no clue what I’m going to write about today.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge throughout the month February. Twenty-eight days, twenty-eight entries. And each and every one demands my authoring integrity.

I refuse to just make something up.





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Sunday, February 17, 2013

* And Would I Mind Awfully?

Today’s tale includes badgers, Max and time travel. For Nicky.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge throughout February.

I’m fond of Nicky, but her heart and other interesting parts belong to Ziva.

And dammit, they refuse to invite me over.





When pizza is delivered, my heart always races.

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Saturday, February 16, 2013

* The Music Of The Spheres

Today I am wonderfully relaxed.

After yesterday's shameless slacking, which must have been a disappointment to the blogging community that embraces this wonderful challenge, I nevertheless find myself refreshed and ready for the remainder of the month.

What challenge, you say? Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a 28-day writing challenge throughout February.

They're truly wonderful people, Nicky and Mike. I've said some bad things about them in the past couple of weeks, but I realise now I was wrong; they're warm, creative muses, supportive friends who bring out the best in us as writers.

If I had to do this challenge all over again, I would.

Some people may say that this is all just flattery, the sugary scribblings of a desperate man who would have typed anything while being coerced with a cattle prod by a crazy woman in a sound-proofed Montreal basement.

*zzzzt*

But some people will believe anything.

This introduction is dedicated to Ziva Moon, who knows a good build-up when she reads one.





Today, I shall attempt the impossible.

A blog entry in an hour.

Yes, not content with creating strange new worlds and life forms that even Captain Kirk would have steered clear of, I now crave a little simplicity. The most basic of things, and the hardest to achieve.

So, without so much as a flourish, but hopefully with a nice picture, I just wanted to relate something that happened last night. I'm even going to abandon my usual first person present narration to save time. Yes, writing in the past tense is much easier.

And I promise, no internal voices. No men in sacks. And no bears.

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Short Changing The Masses

Friday arrives in a cloud of scented blue gravel.

Sorry, my metaphors are on the fritz.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge on every day during February. It's been a long month.

I’m trellis. I mean tired.





Today’s entry is short.

I’m just going to say that I’ve had a lovely day in London, and post a picture.

Or else I’ll never hear the end of it.



The Shard is a new building, the highest in Europe.

And no, looking up at 350m of glass and steel didn’t give me vertigo.

Though the two fast lift journeys left my stomach in my boots.

And the views were breathtaking. The website shows it better than my photos.

I also had some really yummy food today, too, a break from my recent salads.

Sometimes, we all need a day off.


Indigo

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Thursday, February 14, 2013

* For A Stirring Chorus Rendition

Okay, Thursday already. It is Thursday, right? I'm tired and confused.

If you’ve been sensibly hiding under the bed to avoid the pair of them, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge during February.

They know where you live, mind.






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