Monday, September 03, 2012

The Tiniest Of Fibs

It's a confusing time in politics.

Two parties. Polarised on key issues, adversarial rhetoric, and campaign advertising that's getting downright nasty.

There's even been whispers that they've been fibbing. A tiny bit.

A lot of decent folk are commenting that they have no real choice.

And as a decent fella, this does not sit well with me.

So, ladies and gentlemen - think again.

Indigo Roth’s Election Ticket
We'll be pushing for brighter brains, smaller egos and bigger hearts.

It's long overdue, don't you think?

To sustain us on the road, we're putting together a war chest.

And filling it with pizza.

See you on the campaign trail!


Indigo

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28 comments:

  1. I stand on my record, which I think is a 1988 recording of Bananarama.

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    1. That's the spirit! Give the people what they want! I'm proud to stand with you on this.

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    2. Sure there'd be room on that platform for both of you? Maybe not a good move. Taste wise it's a dubious foundation.

      I'd stand on swing out sister myself.

      Now now lads.....

      You're not wrong.


      You're just not as right as I am.

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    3. We have a broad and solid platform for change, Alistair. Which, all things considered, is no bad thing. *whispers to Max* You hold him, I'll hit him.

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    4. Ah - Biff and Bam - or as we would call you up here 'ho'd it n dod it'........

      Shame on you resorting to these tactics so soon.

      "Look comrades! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!!"

      {I prefer the orange tactics myself}

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    5. Oh, pshht! Everyone knows that executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. And believe me, the sum of our masses is considerable.

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  2. It IS about damned time! (I do hope there will be a t-shirt available soon.) Although, a SANE new choice? I'm not sure I can get behind that one... sounds kinda dull, actually. I'm sure you'll figure it out as you go along, though. I trust you.

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    1. Paula, fear not. I'm as sane as the next man, but the next man is Max. We should be okay for your tastes. Doctor Pepper from the campaign warchest/coldbox, ma'am? Roth

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  3. i so love writing in my vote. especially because they so hate me doing it. bwahahahahaha!

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    1. Hey Eolist! We welcome this! You write it on some used notes (large denominations), and we'll accept your vote and order out; we call this Shoveldown Economics. Roth x

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  4. Fibbing? FIBBING?! Surely you're wrong :)

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  5. Now there's a ticket for the ages.

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    1. *Stands for the national anthem*

      You are a wise woman, Nancy! Indigo x

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  6. wait, hold on, where are you again, sugar? ;~) xoxoxoxox

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    1. Shhhh! You'll set the Birthers off! =D

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  7. You've definitely got my vote.

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    1. Thanks Jayne! We'll drop by with a campaign button for you sometime soon ;> x

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    2. Ah-ha! I didn't miss this one. It's just my shitty memory again. :)

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    3. Pffft, there's more to life than remembering obscure blog entries from a year ago ;) Hope you enjoy the cap! Indigo x

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  8. Oh! will there be a tour t-shirt naming the cities, venues and policy straplines. Awesome, will you have a tour bus (VW?), will you give more rights to the reluctantly single (currently not eligible for presidential canditature - 'first lady' required). Oh, I've gotten all over excited, time for a nap...

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    1. Hi Wendy! There's a nice, simple, on-message t-shirt here and here.

      As for "single" candidates, we're likely to have a woman Prez sometime soon, so they'll have a first chance to get to grips with a "first gentleman" before we have a gay one or (shock horror) a single one.

      The latter is fine, tho - they can trot out a trophy partner, right? ;> Indigo

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  9. I'd vote for the two of you kooks...xoxo

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    1. Thanks Kato, your patriotic sense of the loopy is noted.

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  10. I need glasses. I was quite confused when I thought you were suggesting smaller eggs. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course.

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    1. Hey Linda! Not to worry, it's the sort of thing we WOULD push for, along with "Robin Hood" hats for raccoons. Indigo

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    1. Thanks Mia! First thing we do, we kill all the bankers. And lawyers. And politicians. No, wait, that's not gonna work. Indigo x

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