Sunday, February 10, 2013

A Snapped-And-Returned Salute

Sunday is as Sunday does, as someone clever once said.

Hey, don’t look at me; I just do funny badgers.

In case you've been asleep this month, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a 28-day writing challenge throughout February.

I bet Mike tried to talk her out of it, too.





Good morning, Bear!

The halloo’d greeting is cheery, easy, welcoming.

As the seven-foot black bear ambles along the high street to the source of the shout, there is no panic; shoppers go about their consumption happily, kids run and shout and ride bikes, and pensioners enjoy the view from sidewalk benches despite the overcast day. Bear’s laconic bipedal gait helps this normality along, and the locals are kind enough to overlook his loud-but-sharp clothes; today's burgundy Armani suit and turquoise Hawaiian shirt tests this no more than usual.

The ursine wanderer arrives at the owner of the voice, a beaming thirty-something man with ginger hair, and claps him on the shoulder in greeting. They pass the time of day and probably the price of corn for a few moments before the towering bear heads on his way once more.

Other waves and shouts follow.

Bear! How’s it going? The teenage girl carries her skateboard on the pavement out of civic observance, but chattily joins Bear for twenty-yards before heading off into an inclined side street at full tilt.

Hello Bear! The elderly gent doesn’t rise from his daily seat, but Bear stoops to receive his hand, as he does every day. He listens carefully to a humorous tale about a fishing trip, and laughs long and loud as the old man acts out the part where there’s an angry fish hanging from his jaw.

Bear excuses himself cordially with a few words of farewell and snapped-and-returned salute as he hears his favourite voice.

Well hello there, Mister Mayor!

Bear heaves a sigh as he reaches his destination, a roadside coffee stand, and smiles kindly at the matronly owner. They swap a brief story or two as she pours and sugars his joe (tricky with paws), and she enquires how many people the Mayor has stopped to talk to on his way for his morning brew.

He confesses to seventeen, his Georgian baritone hushed into a whisper, and there's a twinkle in his eye.

Being the mayor of the small town in Maxwell County, Georgia is mostly a ceremonial position. But when Bear arrived back in his home town for a sabbatical after that business with Roth and the badgers, he was surprised to find himself nominated to the position almost immediately. Better yet, he surprised himself by accepting it unopposed almost as quickly.

There’s no authority or power that goes with the title, and that suits him fine; he leaves politics to the suits. But he loves the people he grew up with, and they love to talk to him, to share their day with him, their concerns and problems and joys and news.

He's a good listener.

And most of the time, that’s all people really want; to he heard, not helped.

As he sips his coffee, he reflects that he really must go to see Roth once his term in office is up; now there's a lad who always needs some help.

The coffee is, as ever, on the house.




Indigo

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Saturday, February 09, 2013

* Ceramic And Stained Glass

It’s the weekend.

I love the weekend. You know... relaxation, downtime, right?

Well, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a month-long writing challenge. Yes, that's right, twenty eight days of writing, reading and commenting.

February used to always feel so short.





The clock on the wall ticks slowly.

I have to go out in fifteen minutes, but I’m in no hurry.

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* Manners Maketh The Man

I’m not a religious man; ask anyone that knows me.

Why do I mention this? Well, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a month-long writing challenge. Yes, an entry every day in February.

So while I’m not a religious man, I’ll be over here, praying for deliverance.

Or to eaten by a shark in broad daylight in the high street.

It’s all good.





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Thursday, February 07, 2013

The Seventh Scrape

There are seven rough lines scraped into the cell wall beside me.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a 28 day writing challenge. I've not seen sunlight in days.

If you’re here by accident, call the police.





I’m losing track of how many stairs I’ve descended.

In fact, I can’t even recall where I am.

The shaft is wide and endlessly deep, the spiral staircase increasingly rickety and exposed to the depths. It’s getting darker as I go, and I’ve long since stopped trying to use my phone; no one is answering right now, and the signal has faded with the daylight above me.

There is a dreamlike quality to this scene, but I can smell the decay of wood, hear the urgent whispers of rusting iron nails, and can see my breath in the cold half light as the platform shifts under my weight.

Peering carefully over the edge, a frown I was unaware of deepens; the stairs continue, jerking down in an eccentric manner, almost defying perspective, into somewhere far darker than black.

I like a good metaphor as much as the next person, but this is unsettling me now. I think about turning round and heading back. Up, to the distant light.

My phone buzzes in the darkness. Finally!

A text message awaits me:

You can't walk away now.

And behind me, someone chuckles darkly.


Indigo

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Wednesday, February 06, 2013

* She Always Knows

Once upon a time, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese thought of running another month-long writing challenge.

As soon as Max completes repairs to the Time Pyramid and hauls it back out of drydock, I’m going to travel back and have a word with them about it.





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Tuesday, February 05, 2013

* I Get Hate Mail

Here we go again.

Don’t blame me, blame Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese. It was their idea to run a 28 day writing challenge, and my own damned fault for giving into Nicky just because she promised me spicy takeout with extra sauce.

Which I’ve not seen yet, may I say?





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Monday, February 04, 2013

* A Little Fresh For Me

Those of you who tune in regularly will know that I’m kinda busy at the moment. Happily so, I say carefully, but busy nonetheless.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a 28 day writing challenge. This is Day Four, it being February 4th. In fact, there's Nicky now, tapping her foot, and giving me what can only be described as a look...

Gosh, this is fun, and it’s not too late to join in!

Did I mention how pretty Nicky is?





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