Thursday, February 14, 2013

* Or Even In Her Garden

So, we all survived Abe Lincoln? Glad to hear it.

If you’ve been dozing for a fortnight, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a 28-day writing challenge during February.

I want to blame Nicky for this, but frankly I’m too much of a gentleman, and she’s far too sweet and pretty. And (let’s be honest) just a little bit scary.

So, Cheesy Mike? Shame on you!





This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is REDHEADS 1:1-28

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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

A Barrage Of Broken Norwegian

It’s Day Twelve, kids. Didn’t anyone think to wake me up?





I think I’m in the doghouse.

Good grief, Roth, says Ziva, her disbelieving, widespread hands indicating the sparse contents of my desk, is this all you've done since I was last over?

I’m lost for words, and glance nervously up at my literary agent. Well, I glance more sideways than up; even when I’m sitting, it takes some tall heels for my agent to look down on me. Today’s boots are a good four inches high, and are just about getting the job done.

Well, I mumble, I’ve been kinda busy with Nicky and Mike’s writing challenge.

Ziva sighs, and her anger deflates somewhat; we're both taking part in the challenge over at We Work For Cheese. The Finn turns on a pointy heel and leans against the empty desk. Oh, tell me about it. She shakes her long dark hair down, clearly frustrated. Did you see today’s prompt?

Yep. The Day I Met Abraham Lincoln has been a looming problem since the challenge was announced.

I got nothing so far, no inspiration. How would I meet him? What do I say?

I daren't mention that she's been credited with coming up with the idea; I'd rather be supportive than right anyday.

But then I’m struck by an idea, and pick up the phone.

An hour later, I think I’m in the doghouse again.

The antique office is in disarray as I help Ziva down from the Time Pyramid; Max, my arch-genius best friend, being of a tall persuasion, never saw the need for a ramp. I can hear his voice resounding inside, cursing the raw recruits of his new, Norwegian, all-ferret flight crew.

The pyramid is hanging six feet off the ground in the office, as is its wont. Lights glitter at its corners, and its burnished gold sides glow warmly in the early-morning light from the tall, narrow windows. Glancing up, I am relieved to see the apex has cleared the vaulted ceiling by a few inches.

Ziva tap-taps round to the rear of the desk, stepping carefully over the shattered vase of dark red tulips, and avoiding the toppled filing cabinets. She stoops slightly to examine the out-cold figure in black, and his broken chair.

What date did you say it was, Roth? she asks mildly; I’m wary of her tone, but settle for a straight answer, as I always do.

Um, November 18, 1863. She sighs and rejoins me at the front of the desk, depositing a tall black hat onto the desk as she goes.

He’ll have a bump on his head when he delivers The Gettyburg Address tomorrow. She chuckles in a way that I can only describe as brooding and Scandinavian; I can picture a remote cabin and an endless vista of snow under dark skies. Inside, a crazy lady sharpens an axe.

I feel like a fool, and curse Max for letting me navigate; this never ends well. I wave vaguely in the direction of the fallen president.

Well, you did get to meet him. Something more seems necessary, and I add weakly, That’s something to write about. Right?

Ziva gives me a look that makes my tummy flip nervously; the smallest smile curling the very end of her mouth. Do you know what? she says, straightening my tie and then tapping me gently on the chest, I really appreciate your efforts, Indigo, but I think I’ll let you write about this one.

Oh. 'Indigo'. That sounds ominous. Okay.

She steps under the pyramid as an unexpected wooden ladder descends amid a barrage of broken, vitriolic Norwegian. I’ll think of something else to write. I'll see you inside. As she steps gracefully up into the ship with a grin, I hear the faintest, There’s no hurry.

Yep, definitely in the doghouse again.


Indigo

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Monday, February 11, 2013

* It’s All So Distressingly Male

It’s the start of a new week, and boy, am I ready for it.

Especially if it involves sleep.

In case you missed the memo, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge throughout February.

Can I have an alarm call for Day Twelve, please?





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Sunday, February 10, 2013

A Snapped-And-Returned Salute

Sunday is as Sunday does, as someone clever once said.

Hey, don’t look at me; I just do funny badgers.

In case you've been asleep this month, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a 28-day writing challenge throughout February.

I bet Mike tried to talk her out of it, too.





Good morning, Bear!

The halloo’d greeting is cheery, easy, welcoming.

As the seven-foot black bear ambles along the high street to the source of the shout, there is no panic; shoppers go about their consumption happily, kids run and shout and ride bikes, and pensioners enjoy the view from sidewalk benches despite the overcast day. Bear’s laconic bipedal gait helps this normality along, and the locals are kind enough to overlook his loud-but-sharp clothes; today's burgundy Armani suit and turquoise Hawaiian shirt tests this no more than usual.

The ursine wanderer arrives at the owner of the voice, a beaming thirty-something man with ginger hair, and claps him on the shoulder in greeting. They pass the time of day and probably the price of corn for a few moments before the towering bear heads on his way once more.

Other waves and shouts follow.

Bear! How’s it going? The teenage girl carries her skateboard on the pavement out of civic observance, but chattily joins Bear for twenty-yards before heading off into an inclined side street at full tilt.

Hello Bear! The elderly gent doesn’t rise from his daily seat, but Bear stoops to receive his hand, as he does every day. He listens carefully to a humorous tale about a fishing trip, and laughs long and loud as the old man acts out the part where there’s an angry fish hanging from his jaw.

Bear excuses himself cordially with a few words of farewell and snapped-and-returned salute as he hears his favourite voice.

Well hello there, Mister Mayor!

Bear heaves a sigh as he reaches his destination, a roadside coffee stand, and smiles kindly at the matronly owner. They swap a brief story or two as she pours and sugars his joe (tricky with paws), and she enquires how many people the Mayor has stopped to talk to on his way for his morning brew.

He confesses to seventeen, his Georgian baritone hushed into a whisper, and there's a twinkle in his eye.

Being the mayor of the small town in Maxwell County, Georgia is mostly a ceremonial position. But when Bear arrived back in his home town for a sabbatical after that business with Roth and the badgers, he was surprised to find himself nominated to the position almost immediately. Better yet, he surprised himself by accepting it unopposed almost as quickly.

There’s no authority or power that goes with the title, and that suits him fine; he leaves politics to the suits. But he loves the people he grew up with, and they love to talk to him, to share their day with him, their concerns and problems and joys and news.

He's a good listener.

And most of the time, that’s all people really want; to he heard, not helped.

As he sips his coffee, he reflects that he really must go to see Roth once his term in office is up; now there's a lad who always needs some help.

The coffee is, as ever, on the house.




Indigo

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Saturday, February 09, 2013

* Ceramic And Stained Glass

It’s the weekend.

I love the weekend. You know... relaxation, downtime, right?

Well, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a month-long writing challenge. Yes, that's right, twenty eight days of writing, reading and commenting.

February used to always feel so short.





The clock on the wall ticks slowly.

I have to go out in fifteen minutes, but I’m in no hurry.

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* Manners Maketh The Man

I’m not a religious man; ask anyone that knows me.

Why do I mention this? Well, Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a month-long writing challenge. Yes, an entry every day in February.

So while I’m not a religious man, I’ll be over here, praying for deliverance.

Or to eaten by a shark in broad daylight in the high street.

It’s all good.





This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is MARRAKECH 1:1-20

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Thursday, February 07, 2013

The Seventh Scrape

There are seven rough lines scraped into the cell wall beside me.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a 28 day writing challenge. I've not seen sunlight in days.

If you’re here by accident, call the police.





I’m losing track of how many stairs I’ve descended.

In fact, I can’t even recall where I am.

The shaft is wide and endlessly deep, the spiral staircase increasingly rickety and exposed to the depths. It’s getting darker as I go, and I’ve long since stopped trying to use my phone; no one is answering right now, and the signal has faded with the daylight above me.

There is a dreamlike quality to this scene, but I can smell the decay of wood, hear the urgent whispers of rusting iron nails, and can see my breath in the cold half light as the platform shifts under my weight.

Peering carefully over the edge, a frown I was unaware of deepens; the stairs continue, jerking down in an eccentric manner, almost defying perspective, into somewhere far darker than black.

I like a good metaphor as much as the next person, but this is unsettling me now. I think about turning round and heading back. Up, to the distant light.

My phone buzzes in the darkness. Finally!

A text message awaits me:

You can't walk away now.

And behind me, someone chuckles darkly.


Indigo

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