Friday, July 22, 2011

* Sadly Out Of Season

This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is NUMPTIES 3:1-21

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18 comments:

  1. Catch and release, eh? Reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke. "There's a fishing show, but they always put the fish back. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something."

    Also? My word verification is "Geekess." Close, but I'm all man, lady!

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  2. hehehe... gives new meaning to the words "illegal aliens" *turns on siren*

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  3. Hey Joshua! It's better than my only fishing tale. My dad was fishing, and had caught and kept a decent sized fish. The gamekeeper came round and - visibly dismayed - muttered, "Damn, I'll have put the OTHER one in, then." As for Geekess, is there anything you want to share with us?

    Hey Eolist! You're using the siren?! I CALL SHOTGUN! Damn, what an entertaining thought. Mind you, when I drove you and I at speed along the clifftop Highway 1 in California, you did the siren all by yourself.

    Thanks to you both! Indigo

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  4. I'm pretty sure any creature of such intelligence as to be able to navigate themselves over our planet would go back and tell others, "Those people are insane. Don't even stop there for gas."

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  5. Hi Jayne!

    Well said. There was a terrific CALVIN & HOBBES strip years ago. In fact, here it is:

    http://bit.ly/nUnnxr

    Artist Bill Watterson nailed this one.

    Indigo x

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  6. I'm honoured - my very own blog post! It sounds like one of those guys could have been "Paul". Well done for growling, taking another mans pizza is simply out of order.

    The truth is out there... ;)

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  7. Hey Red! Indeed. As The Joker once said, "Never rub another man's rhubarb." I sat in a booth at a pizza joint last week, as I felt it was easier to defend my food. True story. Indigo x

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  8. Ha! I may have to claim that one myself soon... because, oy, where have I been?

    And... growling puppies are always so cute. 'least until you realize they are dead serious. And have very pointy teeth. :D

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  9. Hey 'beck! Never try to take pizza from a guy sporting a sharp, double-Windsored necktie. Even if he's not growling. You have been warned. Indigo

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  10. I was abducted by aliens once. I suspect they may not risk calling again.

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  11. Hey Aoibhe! How were they? Did they taste like chicken? Their necks look kinda spindly to me... Indigo

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  12. I was due to get abducted once, but I had some time to kill before hand so started playing Oblivion. After 3 days of 'just one more quest' I seem to had missed my appointment :/

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  13. Hey Robbie! I'm feeling exactly the same about DARKSIDERS on PS3. But I must try OBLIVION... SKYRIM is out soon, right? Indigo

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  14. I'm glad you say that about Darksiders, I've been on the fence regarding that title for a while, I'll definitely give it bash soon :) What's Skyrim?

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  15. Robbie, DARKSIDERS has been great fun, but it's "just" a button-mashing hack'n'slash. I'd hoped it was an RPG, but it's not. Very cool nonetheless, it's huge and beautifully executed. Indigo

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  16. And SKYRIM is the new chapter of OBLIVION, isn't it?

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  17. The aliens kept me for about two months before figuring out I was too costly to keep... there simply wasn't enough room on the space ship for all that Dr Pepper.

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  18. Hey Boom Boom! And, of course, you insisted on using their spare room to store your "might need them someday" items. They had to up the power of the tractor beam when you brought that piano along. Indigo

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