There has been some speculation as to the recent blogging absence of myself and my best friend, the part-time evil genius iDifficult.
The truth can now be revealed.
We’re getting some odd readings from this pair. Look!
Hmmm, yes. The IQs are remarkably high.
We’re not over America, then?
No, sadly they’re out of season.
And what’s that ghastly smell?
That’s the shaven headed-one. The vegetarian.
Whoa, open an airlock. Hey, they seem to be awake.
Yes, there’s massive caffeine levels in the pair of them.
And where did that suited one get a pizza from?
I'm not sure, but he growled when we tried to take it.
It’s no good - we’ll have to throw them back.
Yeah, they’re too weird.
Dedicated to my UFO conspirator pal Red.
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