Monday, June 25, 2012

* 30 Days Of Roth - Day 16

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Its reference in the book is NUMPTIES 8:1-62

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17 comments:

  1. The badgers can't help you now, my friend...

    :)

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    1. Hey, they can pass the Preparation H.

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  2. Rhinoman would've creeped me out!!!

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    1. Hey Lass! I've changed doctors now; I'm currently signed up with a Bengal tiger who specialises in acupuncture. He could totally take the rhino. Roth x

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  3. One glance @ Rhinoman doctor and I would have been OUTTA there!

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    1. Yeah, the wig was a giveaway, right?

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  4. You wrote this post simply so you could use the word "ungulate" in a sentence, didn't you?

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    1. Hey Britt! Oooh, low blow! Referee! I admit that I once wrote a story about a large, four-legged mammal with a trunk, but to be honest that's completely irrelephant. Roth x

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    2. I own a sweatshirt that says, "Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelevant.". I kid you not.

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    3. Oh geez, spellcheck struck again! Irrelephant!!!!

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    4. I had to switch mine off for similar reasons. Now I just seem illiterate.

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    5. Aye. Looking at my blog it seems that although I'm not dyslexic ir illiterate, sometimes my firngers arrrre.......

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    6. AListair, you're a better man than me Gunga Din. And a damn sight better educated. I was raised by wolves, but I never write, I don't call...

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  5. Reading this again after such a long time makes me think that your situation here isn't too bad. You're obviously a young{ish} guy and get the minor tests etc. Wait till your 50th birthday when bowel screening kicks in.

    That really does stink!

    Keep your pecker up. {especially near rhinos}

    Seems like I know your current Doc. Give my best to Dr Balls - that is if it is Claude anyway!

    TTFN

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    1. Hey Alistair! Sadly not. I got to start them all super-early in my twenties, and it's been one rubber glove after another ever since. Roth.

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  6. Sometimes keeping healthy totally sucks! Any time they're moving toward your private parts it feels like there's a rhino doing the exam.

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    1. Hey Paula! Actually, it usually feels like a truck to me, but hey, I'm delicate. No, really! Indigo x

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