What's twelve feet long, bright red, and eats people?
Local police weren't sure, but they kept finding bloodied napkins.
And shoes. Sooo many shoes.
The squiddrel, a genetically-engineered hybrid of red squirrel and colossal squid, was created by Dr. Max Tunguska (under his previous guise of arch-genius iDifficult). It's a long story, but quite an entertaining one.
Anyway, this photo was recovered from a mangled iPhone 4 on the tenth tee of my local golf course.
Nobody expects the back nine to be this tough.
Oh, and for those who think the world doesn't have enough bizarre things in it already, this loveable homicidal creature now has its own Appreciation Society on Facebook.
I'm not kidding. Blame Max.
If iDifficult were here, he'd kick his arse.
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