Monday, February 25, 2013

* Two Sweet Emulsions

Okay, it’s time for some self love.

Hey, stop giggling at the back there, Dufus!

We few, we happy few, have been working hard. We’re almost there, and we deserve a reward! A treat! Specifically, we all need one of these:



These are the perfect souvenir! WEAR YOUR SCARS WITH PRIDE!

All are available from the Indigo Roth Zazzle shop. There are literally dozens of styles to choose from (tees, sweatshirts, hoodies, vests) and they're easy to create. First, choose either the blue-on-white design or the yellow-on-“dark” design. Then, choose your required style from the 60+ on offer on the bottom right of the sales page. You can also choose from a wide range of colours for the dark design, not just the black and blue shown here.

They're not the cheapest (the price is set by Zazzle, sorry), but if you order before the end of February, you can get 20% off by using the SALEFEBRUARY code on checkout.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge during February. All profits (plus mine for the month) will go to Nicky & Mike’s nominated charity. They’ve not decided on a charity yet, but it will not be cheese related. But only because they can’t find one.

Nicky will be after you with her cattle prod if you don’t buy one.

So, get clicking and start customising.




This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is REVELATIONS 1:1-25

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33 comments:

  1. You know, I'd comment on this post but right now it's time for some self love.

    Cool shirts.

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    1. Hey Dufus! Ha! Please, not in front of the badgers! But I'm glad to see you've ordered your tee already! Hope it gets there quickly for you; it's usually about ten days for dark ones. Roth

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  2. I refuse to say if I believe your stories or not on the grounds that it might cause me to be transported to who knows where in a Time Pyramid. Instead, I think I'll go find my own solace in a surgary treat. *leaves hastily*

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    1. bah, that should be sugary, of course

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    2. Hey Jenn! Oh, you don't need to believe in them; they believe in you ;) But yes, I can highly recommend the cookies. Indigo x

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  3. Well, of course it's real! *slowly backs away from the computer*

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    1. Nicky, Nicky, you sound surprised. Oh, and it's behiiiiind you. Roth x

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  4. Dammit, aren't they biscuits??

    How about some scones? Scones are tasty. Why cookies? Are you sure about those cookies? What kind of cookies were they? I think you're making the part up about the cookies.

    Fess up - there wasn't any cookies, were there?

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    1. Hey Mariann! In the UK, we call the smaller ones biscuits, yes. But the big ones remain cookies, thanks to the likes of MILLY'S COOKIES stores over here. And kids who're growing up knowing no better ;) Indigo x

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  5. Holy crap, you pulled those stylized wedges of cheese out of my head. Very cool.

    Also, I suddenly have an urge for a quadruple...nay, make it a quintuple chocolate cookie. - Mike

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    1. Hey Mike! Your masthead/avatar was the inspiration of course. But blame Nicky, she sent the pic to me. I thought she was you, of course, but quickly realised that she had much nicer legs. None meant, Sir. But yeah, it's pretty heroic cheese, isn't it? You need one on a t-shirt! We've sold two already, and made over ten bucks for your charity. More, Canada, more! Indigo

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  6. I WANT A SHIRT I WANT A SHIRT I WANT A SHIRT! I don't get paid for another two weeks.... will it still be available then?

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    1. Hey Katherine! They'll still be there, fear not. And may I say, you'd look ravishing in one? Order a size too large when you do; the ladies sizes come up a bit small, I'm told. It's usually mentioned in the style description, tho. Indigo x

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    2. Yes, order a size larger... I have two from Indigo's collection already, so I know it's a fact, not fiction.

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    3. Paula, I love you. MWAH!

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  7. I picked up a navy blue t-shirt. I'm looking forward to sporting it.

    Also, I'm not sure how to respond to your characters breaking the fourth wall. It's like they're looking out at me and inspecting me all of a sudden. It gives me the willies.

    And by "characters", I do of course mean your very real compatriots. You all have such colorful adventures, whether factual or fictional.

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    1. Hey KZ! I'm delighted and proud Sir! My own black one is on its way; it usually takes about ten days for the dark ones. The white ones print and despatch next day because of a different printing process. Still, we'll look heroic when they get here! Indigo

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  8. Fiction? The horror! How could someone think such a thing? I have to believe it's all true, else I might question my sanity after all I have witnessed. Wouldn't want to end up in Bedlam, you know. (Or would I?)

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    1. Hey Paula! Thank you for your support. And yes, your presence on many adventures, most notably this one, has been a pleasure. Long may it continue, ma'am. Indigo x

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    2. I'm still licking my wounds from the drubbing you gave us on the slopes that time. (RIP Hickory!)

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    3. Silver! SIL-VEEEERRR! =D Roth x

      (And yes, Max and I miss Hickory too)

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  9. Hari OM
    Now call me a newbie, call me strange, but I'm fairly sure fiction has no support without the fact behind it... Great reflective diary entry. &>

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    1. Hey Yamini! Wow, you're saying there's no smoke without fire? And thank you, you're very kind, ma'am. Indigo x

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  10. Nothing to say, really, but did want to smile at you.

    :-)

    Pearl

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    1. Hey Pearl! Smile away, you know I'm good for it ;) Roth x

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  11. Ohhh, you sneaky man. This post about the factuality or fictionality of your friends and adventures is clearly purely fictional. It's evident because you indulge in a quadruple-chocolate cookie, and I happen to know for a fact that you're on a diet and shouldn't have had a cookie like that in months. Ergo, it's all a lie.

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    1. Hey Ziva! You're a wise woman; I haven't so much as sniffed a cookie in a month. So yes, logically, you are correct, Z. And I salute you x Indigo

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  12. Oh my word! those "survivor" t-shirts are SOOOOOO awesome, Indigo!

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    1. Hey Mia! Glad you like 'em! Anyone who takes part before the end of February (two more days!) can buy one with a clear conscience. Indigo x

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  13. Good story.

    Shirts are nice, but I always wince at the word survivor for something like a writing challenge. Just a personal thing.

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    1. Hey P.J.! I know you're not the only one, but fool that I am I didn't run it past anyone before publishing. No offence intended, Sir. Indigo

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  14. I was right there with the quadruple-chocolate cookie!! Yum! And, yes, I'm a Believer! And a t-shirt collector! x

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    1. Hey Jack! I know, you're my most fervent supporter! I just hope you're not my "number one fan" in a MISERY way? May god bless my ankles. Indigo

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